You have a better chance of a lottery ball hitting you in the head and killing you. Look. We know that you’re aware the odds of winning Friday night’s record-breaking $640 million Mega Millions jackpot, or any Mega Millions jackpot, are astronomical. We also know that for the people who win it, the odds matter not one bit. Someone is going to win at least a share...

"You better not be worth more than me, bitch!" Even celebrities are getting in on the Mega Millions madness. As the lottery hit a record $540 million Thursday, people around the country lined up at convenience stores for their chance to win the biggest jackpot in the world — including a few famous faces. Rob Dyrdek, star of MTV reality show “Rob & Big,”...

"I may have drown my 5 kids but I'm a Christian"   Ten years ago this week, Andrea Yates was convicted and sentenced to life in prison for drowning her five young children in their Houston home. But that verdict was overturned due to one witness who gave false testimony. Yates was eventually found not guilty by reason of insanity at a 2006 retrial. Since...

"We're all going to die!" "Say your prayers" A JetBlue captain went berserk on a flight from Kennedy Airport to Las Vegas today in an incident that forced the plane to make an emergency landing, passengers and authorities said. “Say your prayers!” the crazed pilot screamed as he ran up and down the aisle, a passenger told The Post. “Someone...

"I just wanted to bump & grind y'all" How can you go wild and not grind? That’s the question Madonna had last night for YouTube execs after the site slapped an age restriction on her sexy video for the song “Girl Gone Wild.” During Jimmy Fallon’s Facebook interview Sunday night with Madonna, to promote her new “MDNA” album, the comic asked...

"Thank You Jesus for Letting the money flow" “The Guardian” is reporting that Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN)founded by Paul and Janice Crouch is being rocked with scandal and lawsuits. Not since the fall of Jim and Tammy Baker has a major religious institution being hit with so many accusations of misconduct, embezzlement and sexual undertones....

"I just asked for a little more powder on my face" Kim Kardashian got  more than she bargained for when she hit the red carpet Thursday in Hollywood. According to the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department, the reality-show star was doing interviews outside the London Hotel in West Hollywood when a woman walked up and doused her with what the police report referred...

"All those cars I gave away . . . um, I need them back" Oprah Winfrey might be calling on Dr. Phil to help her get through this dose of bad press. Days after Winfrey revealed 30 people were laid off from her struggling cable network, the numbers crunchers at the a financial analyst firm SNL Kagan say the network could lose $142.9 million this year. If that’s...

"Hold on, my tattoo is ringing . . . hellerrr" Here’s one you wouldn’t necessarily expect to come out of a big mobile company. Nokia has filed for a patent with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office that would allow a tattoo and a user’s phone to communicate. Using haptic feedback, or as Nokia calls it, “a perceivable impulse,” users...