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Weird Al’s parody of T.I.’s smash hit “Whatever You Like” is on the market RIGHT NOW on…
iTunes!
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=292862896&id=292862894&s=143441
Amazon!
http://www.amazon.com/Whatever-You-Like/dp/B001I7BROW/ref=sr_f3_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1224632856&sr=103-1
Rhapsody!
http://www.rhapsody.com/weirdalyankovic/whateveryoulike
Napster!
http://free.napster.com/view/album/index.html?id=12962536
Zune!
http://social.zune.net/my/ContentRedirect.ashx?mtype=Album&mid=3d9d0c01-0100-11db-89ca-0019b92a3933
Walmart!
http://mp3.walmart.com/store/artist?artistId=332101&albumId=103257460&tab=albumDetailsTab
…and just about all over the place else digital downloads are bought!
Hey woman
You know, our financial system’s in the bathroom
But I am nonetheless gonna deal with you proper
I stated you possibly can have no matter you want
I stated you possibly can have no matter you want
Yeah
Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
And we will clip coupons all night time
And child you possibly can have no matter you want
I stated you’ll be able to have no matter you want
Yeah
Take you out for dinner anyplace that you simply please
Like Burger King or Mickey D’s
And child you’ll be able to have no matter you want
I stated you possibly can even have the massive fries
Yeah
Baby, you must know I’m actually fairly a candy man
When I purchase you rest room tissue, I all the time get the 2-ply
Want it, you will get it, my pricey
I obtained my Costco membership card proper right here, yeah
You like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen?
Got a cabinet filled with ’em, I am going to hold ’em comin’
You need it, I received it, go get it, simply warmth it
Dump the flavour packet on it and eat it
Pork and beans and Minute Rice
And we will play cribbage all night time
And child you’ll be able to have no matter you want
I stated you’ll be able to have no matter you want
Yeah
I can take you to the Laundromat downtown
And watch all the garments go ‘spherical and ‘spherical
Or child we will go wherever you want
I stated we will go wherever you want
Yeah
Hottest shorty I do know, in case you had some lipo
You could possibly be second runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven greenback payments rolled up inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even when it is not day-old
And you by no means ever gotta put on your sister’s previous garments
Long as I am nonetheless assistant supervisor at Kinko’s
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain’t gotta pay me, that is the best way that I roll
My chick can have what she need
At Wal-Mart she will select something she need
I do know woman, you ain’t by no means had a person like that
Who does not make you purchase generic model like that, yeah
You like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai?
I can take you to see your cousin Phil subsequent Sunday
But that is kinda far and I am not made of money
Do you assume you might chip in for fuel?
Mac and cheese can be all proper
But let’s ship out for pizza tonight
And you’ll be able to order any toppings you want
I stated you possibly can even have the final slice
Yeah
Ran myself a cable from my neighbor subsequent do’
Now I can get free HBO
And child you’ll be able to watch no matter you want
I stated you’ll be able to watch no matter you want
Yeah
And you’ll be able to all the time experience the town bus
Got a stack of tokens only for us
Yo, my pockets’s fats and filled with ones
Yeah, it is all concerning the Washingtons, that is proper
You need White Castle? Need White Castle?
Long as you bought me it will not be no problem
You need it, nicely get it, simply do not be a hater
If I seize a bunch of napkins for later
Thrift retailer denims, on sale half worth
The underwear at Goodwill is good
And child you possibly can have no matter you want
I stated you possibly can have no matter you want
Yeah
Baby I may give you something you please
Even share my authorities cheese
And child you possibly can have as a lot as you want
I stated you possibly can go have as a lot as you want
Yeah
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